Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside—let me in!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you gonna open the door?

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ in the door.